Football season is fast approaching and registration has begun for the Fox Fantasy Football League. Anyone interested is invited to join. First make an account on Fox Sports. Once you have an account, follow this link. The League ID is 75921 and the password is 'manblog'. Once you've created a team you can set up your draft order. The draft is set for Wednesday, September 3rd. Everyone is welcome!
In honor of the inauguration of the Man Blog League, I've selected some interesting football quotesfor your enjoyment.
Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
- Vince Lombardi
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
- Duffy Daugherty
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.
- Dick Butkus
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
- Heywood Hale Broun
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
- Sue Lawley
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
- Elbert Hubbard
Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis.
-Tim Green
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
-Erma Bombeck
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
-Jim Bouton
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
-George Raveling
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller
There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
-Alfred Hitchcock